Booze shoes

Posted on 09. May, 2007 by kchristieh in parenting, shopping, things that bug me

Not sure what type of sandals to get your teen this summer? Why not consider the new Reef sandals? OK, here’s why not: The “Stash” sandals allow your kids to hide drugs in their shoes, and the “Dram” model has a flask in the heel. I’M COMPLETELY SERIOUS! Here’s the Amazon description:

The Reef Men’s Dram Sandal features a flask in the heel so you can smuggle your moonshine into any sporting event, concert, or even a boring lecture. Reef incorporated a polyurethane-encapsulated canteen in the heel that opens with the included church key/fin key. How dope is that? But the Drams don’t stop there. These flip-flops’ synthetic nubuck uppers and compression-molded EVA uppers are mad comfortable and they won’t get thrashed by the water, which makes the Dram Sandals great for boating or chilling on the beach.

Wow. I bet you could even pass through airport inspections too! But wait, there’s more! Don’t forget to purchase the “Fanning” model, with the built-in bottle opener!

Now your favorite beer-opening sandals are available in leather. Reef makes the Leather Fanning Sandals as a tribute to pro-surfer and pro-drinker Mick Fanning. The Leather Fannings have Nubuck or full grain leather uppers that are lined with soft glove leather for comfort. A built-in bottle opener lets you crack a bottle on the beach while everyone else’s beer warms up. Just be careful not to spray the only two girls at your house party with the beer you’re trying to open, trust me.

Woohoo. Party on. Um, maybe we’ll just stick to another brand this year. I guess we’ll just miss out on the “benefits” of being cool.